I asked Claude to build me an internal analytics dashboard because I hate Looker and we found a bot scraping my site’s data and “killed the mfer” | HACKOBAR_
I asked Claude to build me an internal analytics dashboard because I hate Looker and we found a bot scraping my site’s data and “killed the mfer”
July 11, 2026
Claude helped identify a single bot responsible for doubling daily user counts by targeting specific pages. The user implemented hardened internal configurations and tightened Cloudflare settings via the LLM to mitigate the scraping activity. This workflow demonstrates using LLMs to audit data anomalies and execute infrastructure security updates.